DoorDashing my hopes and dreams
Throughout the pandemic, I have never once gotten a meal delivered to my apartment. I’ve sent food to my girlfriend a couple times because I like her, but no VC-funded…
QuizNO I will probably not eat here again
After spending a few days in San Francisco and eating food that actively encouraged hypertension, I arrived at the Denver International Airport hoping to consume something that would have a…
Bruh I'm telling Professor David Kastan.
Cape Cod Chips and the death of originality
I am not sure how everyone else’s family works, but when one of my parents accidentally buys low-fat, low-sodium, or low-sugar snacks, everyone freaks out. The parent who buys the…
I love Chipotle
Last summer, when my boss said that Chipotle was gross, I immediately knew that I was not working at the right company. This summer, my boss has not yet expressed…