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Goldfish crackers have always been there for me
I have a long history with Goldfish crackers. When I was a toddler, my parents tried to exploit my cuteness and love for Goldfish by entering me in some sort…
Ordering Starbucks hot chocolate is nothing to be ashamed of
I don’t often go to Starbucks because I don’t drink coffee. When I go, it’s usually because I am in an unfamiliar place and I need to charge something or…
Oh boy, 3AM!
The Cluck’en Russian: Reviewed
On my way to Lake George, I stopped at Cameron’s Deli, which is about seven minutes from my house. I’d been inside two times since they built it a few…
One Whopper of a Burger King review ha ha ha
Last Saturday, I went to the Travers Stakes, which is a big horse race in Saratoga. I bet small amounts of money on outcomes that were very likely to happen,…
I would eat here again.
Waffle House, a not-comprehensive review
A few days ago, my dad and I drove through the American Southeast from Miami to New York. I thought about doing a think piece titled “I drove past a…
Publix and the legend of the Pub Sub
I went to see the movie Eighth Grade (by myself) at 12:10 p.m on Saturday. Although I’d normally buy some Sour Patch Kids, I was concerned that I’d miss the…
Bruh I'm telling Professor David Kastan.
Cape Cod Chips and the death of originality
I am not sure how everyone else’s family works, but when one of my parents accidentally buys low-fat, low-sodium, or low-sugar snacks, everyone freaks out. The parent who buys the…
Quisiera un burrito por favor.
I’m back AND bilingual, baby
I was going to write about a somewhat sad experience I had at Burger King, but then I saw the Incredibles 2 and felt so optimistic and joyful that I…
See you at Spring Fling, Ferg!
Orange soda, hold the orange
Orange Soda doesn’t taste like soda made of oranges. It tastes like the result of a groupthink session between forty Coca-Cola employees who have never eaten an orange, but have…
I will buy this hat and wear it on job interviews.
It’s Pocky time
Over break, I’ve read so much about basketball that I’ve become unable to think about anything except the 1976 ABA-NBA Merger. Just kidding. Still thinking about food. On Friday, my…